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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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rapmonsters:

my eyes are prickling just thinking about it eunbis such a young and happy person and literally just yesterday they released that video of ladies code goofing around and playing rock paper scissors and i really dont know where im going with this but its so fucking terrifying and heartbreaking that she had an entire career ahead of her and death literally comes upon anyone at any time and idk idk i dont fucking know

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My class today

Me:
So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students:
He likes her!
Me:
Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students:
That is just how boys are.
Me:
Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students:
Oh, that's not okay.
Me:
Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students:
Oh.
Me:
Oh, is right.

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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notxam:

it’s finally here

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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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